SHANGHAI, CHINA
- Boss. - Yeah?
- You've been here before, right? - Yes.
- Do you know a good place to eat? - I know a popular restaurant.
- Let's go there. - Okay.
- Do you speak Chinese? - No.
I'm fluent in English,
but they don't speak English in China.
My TOEIC score in English is 900, but that's useless in China.
Really? Same here.
900 is the minimum.
- Why have we been sent to China? - Yeah.
Shall we communicate through body language?
HERE
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
CHICKEN
CHICKEN SKEWERS
THREE, PLEASE
CRABS, TOO
Do you know what a crab tastes like?
Crab, crab.
Sir, what are you doing?
You shouldn't be doing this here.
Is this your first time visiting us?
If so, I'd recommend our signature dish, Xiaolongbao.
If you want to fancy things up,
I can always recommend our Fotiaoqiang soup with truffle dishes.
Why don't you order first? I have to send an e-mail now.
If only my mother had come--
Mom, what time is it in Korea?
Hello, yeah, thank you. Yeah.
What a shame! I can't speak a word of English!
Attention, please. A fire drill is about to begin.
Guests should remain calm until further notice.
What is he saying? I can't understand a word.
Attention, please. Fire drill is about to begin.
We can't understand English, either.
Guests should remain calm until further notice.
Fire drill is about to begin.
What? Fire? Fi-- fire!
Right? Fire!
That means we're on fire!
I told you so! I am good at English! It's true!
That way!
FIRE IN CHINA
No, no, no!
- Let's get out of here. - Wait!
Calm down. We need something to block the smoke.
Shit, I saw it on TV how to make a gas mask with a bra.
There's no way we can't get those here, you moron!
Here is something I brought just in case.
Don't worry. I have a few more.
I don't know why, but I like the lace one today.
Put it on.
We must survive.
- Fire! - Fire!
Fire! Come out, hurry!
- Are we really on fire? - Yes!
That's why he was saying fire!
You must remain calm at a moment like this!
Wear them over your mouth!
Follow me, and you'll be okay!
- Come on? - What's this?
- Fire! - Fire!
What have you prepared for me?
A really, really big surprise.
Don't peek!
- Fire! - Come on!
The flame's spreading here!
Let's save lives together!
- Where shall we go today? To America? - No, to Antarctica.
- It's full of smoke here! - Who are you?
- You're in danger! - Let go of me!
This is the moment!
- Don't worry. - Let go of my hand!
What is going on? Is this your big surprise?
Come on!
I have one just like it.
Fire! Come on out!
What? Fire?
Fire!
Don't panic, people! Follow me!
What is his deal? Let's go!
Baby, where are we going?
Fire!
Who are you?
We're on fire, so--
Get out!
Fire, fire.
- Hot, hot! - Fire?
- There is a fire? - Fire?
- There is a fire? - There is a fire?
- Really? - Really?
- There is a fire? - There is a fire?
Run! There is a fire!
There's a fire!
Oh, she's a Chinese actress!
- Go, go! - Let's go!
Fire!
They do fire drills that loud?
- Fire! - Fire!
You guys misunderstood! It's not a fire. It's a fire drill.
You, fire!
You'll be barbecued. Barbeque.
- Hot! - Hot!
- Okay? - What is wrong with you people?
We-- we'll help. Escape. Escape, okay?
- Let's go. - Let's go.
Is that toxic gas?
People, toxic gas is spreading in here.
I feel like I'm gonna puke!
Are you okay?
What are you doing? Come out!
How long will it take to go down the stairs?
I'm going this way.
No, no!
No!
It's dangerous to use an elevator.
Let's get down the stairs. Everyone is in danger.
China is full of surprises, right?
- Yes. - Take as many pictures as you'd like.
Okay.
- Oh, no! - What is it?
Who are you?
The 30th floor, too.
The upper floors are already in flames!
Everyone, go down!
You go down.
I can't go without saving all the people up there.
Are you crazy? You could die trying to save them!
Their lives are important, too.
Jun, look at these people who are relying on us and following us.
Let's just go.
Everything must be engulfed in a sea of fire!
Hey, I'm going back. You guys are killing me.
"Go back"? "Killing"?
Are you going to sacrifice yourself?
No!
Don't try to stop me. I'm going!
Let us not forget his sacrifice.
Let's go down till the end.
We can't go down, either! What do we do now?
Jun, I can't go on anymore.
Don't say that!
I wanted to save all of you, but I'm sorry, I can't.
But we have one last chance.
The lobby is not too far.
This may be our last moment.
Let's say goodbye to the people we love.
- Hello? - Seok!
What is it? Is something wrong?
No, no.
Please, take care of Mom and Dad.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry for everything. Please, forgive me.
What's wrong with you?
When I'm gone, you'll have no brother, no friend.
And no girlfriend, you poor thing!
I've never told you this,
- I love you. - What a moron! Just hang up!
Shit!
I'm ready now.
Let's survive!
Let's go!
Today, at a hotel in Shanghai, a Korean man, Cho Jun was arrested
for agitating the other guests and causing outrageous mayhem.
The reason for his rampage is unknown.
Listen to me! I thought there was a real fire.
That man is insane!
That madman thought he was a hero and was saving us.
I was totally freaked out.
That man is totally out of his mind.
The guy said "Fire, fire," so I thought we were on fire.
The guy who spoke English heard it, too.
OUR TWISTED HERO
JUN
He's not answering. Do you have anyone else in your family?
010...
- Hello? - I'm an investigator, Ling Xiaoming.
Your son, Jun Cho is in big trouble.
You must come to China right away.
I know you're voice phishing, you!
Do you think I'm an easy target?
If you call me once again, I will pull your tongue out!
Oh, my gosh! She is such a--
Anyone else?
010...
I'm so bored. Is there anything fun to do?
- Hello. - I'm an investigator, Ling Xiaoming.
Your son, Jun Cho, is in big trouble.
You must come to China right away.
Did you just tell me to come to China?
How did you know I'm from there?
Do you want me to eliminate that man?
What tools shall I bring with me?
It's been a while since I've touched my tools.
My heart is pounding.
How's that?
Are they really your family?
They can't be!
He's suspicious. Take him right now!
Wait. 010--
Give me one more chance! Wait!
010--